Man or dolphin
His dolphin noise gives me life
Okay but he shoots out of the dam
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a concept: me, in my underwear and an oversized shirt, cooking breakfast for someone who loves me a lot. the dogs are at my feet. it is snowing, but we are warm. donald trump has apologized for all the stupid stuff he’s said.
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You ever look at a girl like “she can’t be real”
mental health: hey how's it goin
me: just fuck me up
Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)Perfect infiltration method. Find out their secrets, my good man.
THE WAY IT STARES AT FIRST LKKE IT CAMT BELIEVE WHAT ITS SEEING THIS IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE
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